• teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
  • ston3rd:

    snorlaxatives:

    do you ever just really have your shit together because it’s honestly a great feeling

    Lol i wish

    simplysfans:

    It actually all makes sense now.. The whole reason Taylor always introduces herself EVERYWHERE by saying, “Hey, I’m Taylor!” is because she knows how people get confused and mix her up with Becky, the poor girl who overdosed and R.I.P.